Report by Gerry McDonnell
Technologies is not often a blessing. The progress of industrial automation has led to a good good friend of mine losing his work. I accept that the confectionary business has every appropriate to make the despatch of its products far more price-efficient, but that does not support the out-of-function fudge-packer.
Becoming a humanitarian, I’ve asked Dave to stay at my property for a even though until he finds his feet which coincidentally is a problem for the wife.
The evil one almost fainted when he moved his belongings in, as he was accompanied by a 9-foot extended python. Even the fact that the reptile was visually impaired failed to calm her nerves, I had to constantly reassure her that she was in no danger from Dave’s one-eyed snake.
My pal has always had a soft spot for animals he even cries when Blackburn have a player sent off. The wild Rovers encounter a tough trip to Goodison Park I’ll be in tears if it doesn’t stop in a draw at nine/4.
Dave need to try to get a job with the Premier League, as they abhor engineering. Middlesbrough aren’t complaining though they managed to pull off the most blatant robbery at a Cottage considering that Fred Barras. If the officials are type adequate to permit Newcastle a target when they place the ball over the line, they can leave the Riverside with 3 factors at 19/ten.
Rafa Benitez deserves praise for the signing of Torres and the repositioning of Gerrard, but I continue to be wholly unconvinced by the goatee. I cannot quite put my finger on what it reminds me of, but I know my mate Dave doesn’t like it. I’m loving the 11/4 for a draw amongst Sunderland and Liverpool.
It really is not usually you’ll see ‘Sven Goran Eriksson’ and ‘clean sheets’ in the exact same sentence, but it is three wins out of 3 for the Manchester City supervisor with no conceding a goal. Bookmakers have priced up Arsenal at a huge four/6 as a end result of Sven’s best commence: that’s nap wager substance.
Chelsea players are being a small bit naughty in constantly haranguing the referee. John Terry is the worst culprit, he’s certainly the grasp baiter. You have to like the 3/10 for a Chelsea win towards Pompey they’ll win with a tiny a thing in hand.
Antti Niemi is set to return for Fulham soon after recovering from a wrist injury presumably picked up even though playing against Robbie Savage. I don’t think he’ll appreciate his very first game back, it’ll demonstrate a thing of an anticlimax. The Villa are a confident phone at 5/six.
It’s been an terrible start off to the season for Bolton they’re as pointless as a salad bowl in Chez Lampard. Things are finally going their way now however El Hadji Diouf desires to leave. Sammy Lee will be ecstatic if Bolton choose up their initial points of the time at home to Studying. At 7/five, I’m priced in.
Derby v Birmingham was a Championship match very last period: there’s a fair possibility it will be a Championship match next period. I cannot see past a draw at nine/4.
Craig Bellamy withdrew from the Wales squad in midweek as his bint was dropping a minor dollars-grabber. On reflection, he possibly ought to have withdrawn a tiny previously. The even income for West Ham beating Wigan is really worth staying in for.
Manchester United are unmissable at 8/15 at home to Spurs. United have had an astonishing 61 shots on objective in their 3 Premiership matches this period and Tottenham have Paul Robinson in aim. The prosecution rests.
Spurs can consider on their own lucky that Ronaldo obtained a 3-match ban for violent conduct. My mate Dave imagined the Portuguese winger acquired off lightly he desired to see his butt more severely punished. My cheeks will be red if this week’s accer fails to oblige: Arsenal, Aston Villa, Bolton, West Ham and Manchester United will arrive to my rescue at an ostentatious twenty/1.
About the Writer
Gerry McDonnell dabbles in football odds compilation, journalism and orphan rescue.